IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
i believe the kardashian sisters sneak into the jenner sisters’ rooms at night and steal their fat to inject into their own asses and chests
im watching icarly, playing pokemon, and eating a banana with peanut butter and chocolate chips how old do you think i am
having no groceries is more dangerous than having everything i could ever want because i end up eating things like a block of cheese and a handful of chocolate chips
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.